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Match Report Wed 24 Aug 2016
Subject: Players and Payers 2016_08_24 - Their Excellencies
Payers
Avvon £2.00
Barkball £3.00
JakeFlowers £2.50
Kaichan £2.00
Koonal £2.50
luteusmaximus £1.00
Mark £10.00
Nathan £2.00
Ben £8.50 50% of Nike Strike PL football
Danny £8.49 50% of Nike Strike PL football (okay before anyone asks - the half pence has been abolished so one person had to be rounded down and the other rounded up)
Players
Mufti
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AlMaher, andyhibbert, Avvon, Barkball, Danny, Nathan, Breannan (luteusmaximus’s friend –final 15 minutes)
Orange Bibs
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Ben, JakeFlowers, JonF, Kaichan, Koonal, Mark, Niyi, luteusmaximus (final 15 minutes)
The fixture welcomed Breannan, Luteusmaximus’s mate, to his first match.
The team extend their thanks to Ben and Danny who chipped in to buy a new Nike Strike PL football.
The performance of the Muftis was so overwhelming that with 15 minutes to go the score was Muftis 8 – Bibs 1. What makes the score all of the more remarkable is that the Muftis played with one player less than their opponents all evening.
Luteusmaximus and his team mate arrived in the final 15 minutes and the match ended Muftis 11 – Bibs 3.
Such a performance is excellent beyond description. It is not possible to write a match report this week. Instead I hand over to one of the world’s greatest players who gave his own tribute to the Muftis.
The 11 Tribute sent to the Muftis by one of the best on 24 August 2016
Final score Muftis 11 – Orange Bibs 3.
Things to Note
Breannan is believed to have had the shortest debut in the recorded history of the club.
The solitary 3 goals achieved by the Bibs is believed to be the lowest goal tally in a main match in the recorded history of the club.
15 players played tonight making it one of the best attended fixtures in the recorded history of the club.