TWFC

We further thank BILZ96 for the teams. When he issued the teams BILZ96 notified that he wanted a re-match from the other week. We have compared teams from recent other weeks. We believe that the 'other week' in question is 28 August 2024 - The Experiment . In that match the Green Bibs lost 9 - 6. Four of the Greens and four of the Blues played again with Jumhal being switched from the Blues to the Greens.

We welcomed Guest Alex, Elvis's brother, who kindly joined in to help us make up our numbers.

Before the clock had even reached minute one Jumhal scored the goal (read that as the 'Thee Gooal') that epitomises the TWFC way of playing. Pure striker to striker assist, perfect weight from Leon94 who sent the ball to Jumhal just as he would have wanted it to be played to himself. To return the favour Jumhal, controlled the ballout of the air as if he were Leon94 and sublimely finished it past the keeper.

Imagine a team being 4 - 0 up with their star striker Leon94 playing in Super Assist Mode and their other lead striker MGure playing in goal. If you are the opposition then that is like the day you went to a party, lost your phone along the way and arrived to find that your mates had changed the venue. You so know that the night will not get easier. And so it was for the Blue Bibs.

At 5 - 0 down, after only eight minutes, Guest Alex would have been forgiven for wondering if he had somehow walked into a dystopian nightmare.

When JonF completed his hat-trick, running from his own penalty area then cutting in to shoot and make it 6 - 0, even I was wondering if the Blue Bibs were at home watching by Pay Per View and had sent some dopplegangers to the game.

Having fruitlessly waited for his team mates to show themselves, Guest Alex finally took the law into his own hands and simply ran the ball from his penalty area down his right flank and showed everyone how to stroke the ball with the right foot past the previously unbeatable Jumhal. Debut goal for Guest Alex and one of his team mates could be heard to dial in the comment "confidence, I love it man!".

Green Bibs 6 - 1 Blue Bibs

We noticed a player from the team after us arrive. We think he was quietly humming

"7 - 1 and Hagenius hasn't scored ..."

but we couldn't catch it on the mic.

By the time BILZ96 brought up his hat-trick it was a relief as it ended a period of play of the Green Bibs seemingly trying to score the perfect goal. This is important because goals smashed in left foot by a striker count the same as goals walked in by everyone having a touch, doing kinky flicks and playing tiki-taka on the edge of the area.

When MGure did his traditional end of deliberations, full stop, smash the ball period from one side through the goal and out of the net on the other side even the team after us knew it would be cruelty to carry on so they opened the gate. Naz would later take to social media and consider reporting the match video so that it could be taken down.

Match ball shared between BILZ96 and Leon94 with four goals each.

Goal of the night (because I get to choose if no one else does) the opener by Jumhal.

Guest Alex joins the ranks of players who scored multiple goals on their guest debut at our fixture.

Final Score

Green Bibs 14 - 6 Blue Bibs

Match awarded to the Green Bibs.

If that was a rematch then it is BILZ96 et al. 1 - 1 VIIGeorgeVI et al.

Let's do it all again next match at Tottenham Wednesday FC.