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Before the match the club released its away and third colours. Away top is a blue bib and the third top is a white bib. The home kit remains an orange bib. The club thanks Fabiocc17, Hagenius and Steve for their efforts in encouraging the adoption of at least two colours of tops.

The club thanks Ed for choosing the teams.

it was a cold, drizzly grey night. A player was heard to comment that we should consider it a proper English football experience, like an away match in Stoke. I haven't ever been to Stoke but it looks central enough on a map to have representative weather. So, we took to our task like visitors to Stoke-on-Trent.

With the score still standing at 0 - 0 VIIGeorgeVII went in goal for the Blue Bibs. Following his excellent exploits from the previous match, this was to be the acid test for strikers and attacking midfielders. Could they score or would VIIGeorgeVII continue to be the wall that none can breach? Four minutes later Elliislewis123, who had not played the previous match and knows that all players are only human, sent a speculative shot from distance. In the slippery conditions the ball squirmed under VIIGeorgeVII's boot and his run of consecutive saves was finally over.

Blue Bibs 0 - 1 White Bibs

If you are preparing for a quiz sometime in the future, club records will show that the first ever goal in the third kit goes to Elliislewis123.

MarkA also scored for the White Bibs two minutes later and banished his own personal nightmare from the previous match as he proved once and for all that on a good day his right boot is as reliable as Everton's tenure in the top flight of English football.

Blue Bibs 0 - 2 White Bibs

Within a minute BILZ96 struck back for the Blue Bibs and became the first ever player to score in the club's away top.

Blue Bibs 1 - 2 White Bibs

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After Elvis and BILZ96 had scored to edge the Blue Tops 4 - 3 ahead, Andyhibbert brought up his brace with a second left foot shot whilst on his team's left flank. Ed went on to put the Bue Bibs in front again and then Elvis and BILZ96 combined to put the Blue Bibs two goals ahead.

Blue Bibs 6 - 4 White Bibs

Andyhibbert reminded everyone why he remains odds on favourite to score the club's first perfect hat-trick as he bagged two further goals with his right foot.

Blue Bibs 6 - 6 White Bibs

Elvis scored to edge the Blue Bibs back into the lead.

Blue Bibs 7 - 6 White Bibs

Andyhibbert scored again.

52:43 on the clock Jumhal shows silky skills to glide past the opposition and hits the far post. Seconds later Ellislewis123 says 'OK this is how we do it' and glides past the opposition then slips the ball inside the near post. It was like watching Jay-Jay Okocha taking a moment to pass on some moves to an early career Mbappe.

Blue Bibs 7 - 8 White Bibs

55:02 on the clock Niyi enforces FIFA Law 2: The Ball - and refuses to play on with a ball that has significantly frayed covering material. This was deemed to be dangerous on the grounds of player health and safety as the loose material could easily scratch an eyeball if anyone gets the ball in the face.

We were already into time added on and the weather was such that there was unlikely to be a team after us. MarkA retrieved one of the better balls and called five more minutes. The White Bibs were a goal ahead but everyone knows that Coach Hagenius thrives on creating the structure that grinds down opponents.

Ellislewis123 brought up his hat-trick to put the White Bibs two goals ahead.

Determined not to suffer the heartache of THFC the White Bibs adopted a solid defensive formation to see out the remainder of the five minutes.

Match ball awarded to Andyhibbert for scoring five goals.

Final Score

Blue Bibs 7 - 9 White Bibs

Match awarded to the White Bibs

Let's do it all again next match at Tottenham Wednesday FC