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Match Report Wed 29 Apr 2015
Subject: Re: Players and Payers 2015_04_29
Payers
AlMaher £5
JonF £5
AlMaher £5
JonF £5
Luteusmaximus £10 (reparation to an upset parent for a football)
Milo £5
Nathan £5
Nathan £5
Niyi £5
Steve £5
Steve £5
Players
Mufti
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Adrian, JonF, Koonal, Luteusmaximus, Niyi
Orange Bibs
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AlMaher, Milo, Nathan, Steve
Bibs kicked off with four players and rush keeper but were buoyed by the prospect of being able to take either Arik or Dave when they arrived. The match also saw the welcome return of Adrian (Goal Machine) who had been out through injury since 7 January 2015 .
The Bibs went straight into a lead that improved to 5 - 1 as they got their goals in early fearing the expected onslaught that would come from the Muftis.
During this period some small children somehow contrived to heft their ball over the fence onto our pitch. They had been cautioned about this by Scott in the past but six months on were back. Adrian gently kicked the ball back over the fence and as it went over it continued on an upwards trajectory that Charles, Tim or even rugby's Jonny Wilkinson would have been proud of and landed on the roof of the halls. 10 minutes later an irate father appeared at the side of the pitch asking for a replacement football. After some discussion he estimated the lost ball at £12, Luteus offered him £10 in compensation and the matter was sorted. In the olden days the value of a child's ball was normally £(Age x 0.5) so a six year old would normally have been lucky to get £3.
Adrian scored but tonight was not destined to have it his own way. In the intervening time since Adrian's last match Steve has cemented himself as the club's top keeper and he demonstrated this by later saving from Adrian, then saving the resulting shot that Niyi took from the rebound and finally saving a header which was actually inside his area. This was a fine triple save, the like of which has not been seen in ages.
As the Bibs pulled further ahead they 'innocently' questioned what had gone wrong with the previous week's tactic of playing percentages? Under his breath Niyi was heard to disown 'percentages' and to also qualify the idea with a bad word.
AlMaher, Milo and Nathan kept banging the ball into the Mufti's net, somehow beating their midfield and finding no defence to speak of. The pick of these was Milo seeming to impishly dance through the amassed opponents then sell the keeper one of his obligatory dummies before burying the ball in to the back of the net. AlMaher took many a goal simply by demonstrating the tenacity to run past everyone and claim the ball on the edge of the area before slipping it past the keeper.
Trying to stop the Bibs totally routing the Muftis JonF exhorted his team to keep moving and Koonal duly obliged by taking the game to the opposition. Luteus in addition to keeping goal and paying off the community also scored goals for the Muftis and eased his way into improving his shooting credentials.
Eventually the Mufti's recognised that scoring past Steve actually made him angry and would lead to him taking advantage of his rush keeper status to run the ball from his area the full length of the pitch. In doing this multiple times in the same match it is believed that Steve set records for the act of covering the most distance without being tackled.
JonF observed that on some evenings there is no real need for a match report. Some victories are so emphatic that they are etched in the history of the fixtures. By 9:30 it was clear that the four men had beaten the five.
Match awarded to the Bibs 26 -16
Things to Note
- The record for most goals scored in an even sided match or when on the disadvantaged side is 10 goals held by Danny. This record has persisted for around 18 months. It is believed that all things being equal the record should have officially gone this evening. The logic being that four Bibs players scored 26 goals between them. If Milo and Steve scored five goals or less then that leaves over 20 goals between Nathan and AlMaher. However, without independent verification or an in-match claim Danny's record has to stand.
- Finally, players have asked if Johnny could please disclose what was in the letter from the community center management about us relinquishing our fixtures for a tournament taking place over Ramadan.